Thursday, March 22, 2012

The NFL Blog: 2011 Horse Collar Awards Part XIII (125 Moments)

125 Memories, Moments, Stories, and Scenes from the 2011 NFL Season (No Particular Order)

1. The Lockout ends

2. Philly forms the Dream Team

3. The Dream Team starts 1-4

4. 9/11 anniversary around the NFL

5. Peyton misses the season

6. Dallas: Season of the Choke

7. Dallas Sunday Night problems

8. Cowboys ice their kicker

9. Cowboys let the Giants survive

10. Cowboys whipped by Giants in finale

11. Packers and Saints set the tone in opener

12. Vick knocked out in return to the ATL

13. KC killed in first two weeks

14. Ravens send Steelers message in week 1

15. Colts experience life without Manning

16. Colts avoid 0-16

17. Cam explodes onto the NFL scene

18. Bills stun the Pats in week 3

19. Bills tease with hot start

20. Bills collapse

21. Concussion mania

22. Harrison knocks out McCoy

23. Harrison fights with Commish

24. Lions comeback kids in comeback city

25. Young Bengals doin’ alright

26. Houston is for real finally (with defense?)

27. Houston QB’s drop like flies

28. TJ Yates and the Texans soldier on

29. G-Men and Eli still have that horseshoe

30. Chris Johnson’s overt holdout

31. Peyton Hillis’ covert holdout

32. The Original Raider passes

33. Oakland wins for Al Davis

34. Jason Campbell goes down

35. Palmer gets traded after all

36. Palmer still sucks

37. Jim Harbaugh brings the Niners roaring back

38. Heated Handshake

39. The Dolphins celebrate the Gators

40. Tebow Mania begins in Miami

41. Tebow Mania by Detroit

42. Tebow Magic again and again

43. Tebow Mania comes to a screeching halt

44. Tebow Mania stuns Pittsburgh

45. Tebow Mania crushed for good in New England

46. Falcons gamble fails

47. Payton and the Saints cut down

48. Brees rapes Indy on Monday Night

49. Chargers swoon

50. Ravens inconsistent as ever

51. Flacco questioned

52. Rivers drops the ball

53. Jerome Harrison gets traded and it saves his life

54. Eli burns the Pats again

55. Patrick Peterson says hello

56. Ravens stun Steelers to pull off the sweep

57. Skelton?

58. Bucs quit

59. Dolphins avoid 0-16 earlier this time

60. Bengals can’t beat contenders

61. Haynesworth cut

62. Ocho Sucks

63. Bears’ season destroyed by injuries

64. Sam Held was holdin’ everything

65. Pats own Jets again

66. Fat Rex and the Jets flop again

67. Suh stomps

68. Harbaugh Thanksgiving Bowl

69. Big Ben returns against Cleveland

70. Mendenhall For Truth

71. Mendenhall goes down in week 17

72. AP claims modern day slavery

73. AP goes down

74. TJ Yates and the Texans stun Cinci to clinch

75. Colts press their Luck

76. Green Bay perfection dies a quiet death in KC

77. Lions survive slip with thrilling win over Oakland

78. Simpson flips

79. Giants win the Battle of New Jersey

80. Fat Rex and the Jets eliminated in week 17

81. AFC West mess

82. Detroit eliminates SD and clinches in week 16

83. Oakland beats KC in OT in week 16

84. Raiders lose and Broncos back into the playoffs

85. Bengals back their way in too

86. Patriots overcome late starts late in the season

87. Philly dead

88. The most awkwardly meaningless Philly vs. Dallas game of all-time

89. Saints put away the Dirty Birds in MNF finale

90. Brees breaks the record

91. Aaron Rodgers’ ridiculous year

92. Packers win the regular season

93. Favre surprised Rodgers didn’t succeed earlier

94. Flynn catches Detroit sleepin’

95. Gronk

96. Jets Mess

97. Peyton vs. Irsay

98. Texans get first postseason win; Bengals done early again

99. Saints outlast Lions in WC shootout

100. Refs blow it dead in New Orleans

101. Falcons stuffed by NYG

102. Alex Smith and Vernon Davis knockoff Saints in a classic

103. NYG wins at Lambeau again

104. Refs blow it dead in Denver

105. Ravens survive Texans

106. Evans stripped

107. Cundiff chokes

108. Pats survive Ravens

109. Pollard strikes again

110. Williams tempts fate and loses

111. Fate finds Williams again

112. Giants knockoff Niners in OT

113. Brady’s strange intentional grounding for safety

114. Pat’s 12-men mistake costs them

115. Giants fall on fumbles

116. Madonna

117. Who the fuck is MIA and what did he/she/it do to piss the Christians off?

118. Halftime in America

119. Welker’s drop

120. Manningham’s catch

121. Bradshaw puts on the brakes (too late)

122. Déjà Blue in Super Bowl XLVI

123. Gronk and Light dance shirtless to LMFAO

124. Gisele Ono

125. ESPN pulls a Rod Martin (slamming the door in the face of the man they call Jaws)

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